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BLAME BUSH: FAIL - Before Obama $1.84/gallon After Obama $4.10/gallon What part of his plan didn't you all understand?




" STILL NOT PROUD OF HER COUNTRY? " - EVEN WITH A HEART ON HER SWEATER SHE CAN'T PUT HER HAND ON IT?'


TAGS: obama michelle proud tobe what
Rating: 4.71/5

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OTC - November 11, 2013, 11:11 pm
apparently, she has no heart and the scarecrow has no brain


LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXV -




Unfit For Command -




LIBERTARIANISM - It really is THAT simple.




W.W.R.J.D. ??? - What would Republican Jesus do ?


TAGS: what would republican jesus do
Rating: 3.24/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 7:01 am
Nothing like what the liberals think he would do.


Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 gun grabbing hypocrisy benghazi libya killary klinton hildabeast hypocrisy what difference does it make
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - October 9, 2015, 3:58 pm
too bad I can only give this 5 lions. This explains liberals to a "T". Compartmentalize... trivialize and projection.... "The truth is what we say it is!!"


BIG BROTHER - Is watching you.......




SAY WHAT? - Obama at the summit meeting in Cartegena: “legalization is not the answer.”


TAGS: say what
Rating: 4.85/5

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HAPPY PEACE DAY - Happy Peace Day President Obama what are you thinking?




WELFARE QUEEN? - BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THE LARGEST GROUP OF WELFARE RECIPIENTS...LOOK LIKE




Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




THE ONLY RIGHTS PRESIDENT OBAMA TOOK FROM YOU - WAS THE RIGHT TO HAVE A WHITE PRESIDENT....GET OVER YOUR HATE!


TAGS: what
Rating: 2.33/5

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asharrak - November 10, 2012, 2:53 pm
If the UN resolution passes in any form you can bet there will be a few thousand armed individuals peacefully protesting throughout the US shortly therafter
Cyberhagen - November 10, 2012, 12:02 pm
Wait, are you saying this country can never again have a white president? That right is gone? That's racist. BTW, *if* Obama signs that UN sanction regarding firearms, he'd be taking away rights guaranteed by the 2nd Amendment.
Reality Lord - November 10, 2012, 6:33 am

yup...cannot agree with you more. the extension of the Patriot Act alone should have brought a national outcry against obama. and i know, bush takes the heat for that Act being in place, but he did so in the midst of a national emergency. why extend it?
PapaFox - November 10, 2012, 5:25 am
Good one Ron.
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 11:40 pm
NDAA, HR 347, Extended Patriot Act Ron, you need to learn to hustle facts.
arnnatz - November 9, 2012, 11:11 pm
the only ones that ever use race on this site are ignorant libs and multi-poster boy. How do you like being in the same league with him?


IRONICALLY, LIBTARD STUPIDITY... -




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!




OBAMANOMICS 101 - Jobless, homeless. Mission Accomplished!!




NEWT GINGRICH -




THE TEA PARTY - THIS....IS WHY YOU LOST


TAGS: what
Rating: 2/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:00 pm
really? so Obamaphone lady is why Obama won?


GO FORWARD!!! -




WHAT OBAMA SAID YESTERDAY AND WHAT HE IS SAYING TODAY 1 -




WHAT OBAMA SAID YESTERDAY, AND WHAT HE IS SAYING TODAY 3 -




SHE CALLED OUT "FREE BEER" - And no one gave a shit what her political ideology was.




DEAR RICH BASTARDS - OBAMA WON....NO REFUND !


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Rating: 3.75/5

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JGalt - November 7, 2012, 11:14 pm
your buddies were talking about all the Obama hate stuff. Glad to see its still alive and kicking in the Democratic party, even with no need for the 75% plus negative commercials the past three months from team "O"


FAST AND FURIOUS - America didn't forget. The annoyance of OWS hasn't caused us to take our eye off the ball.




GLOBAL WHATEVER... JUST VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS -




NO, THIS CANNOT BE - Liberal politicians have told us so, therefore it MUST be the truth.




Irs and obamacare -




ANOTHER THING, FRANCIS - Same Sex


TAGS: what s the fuss
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - March 31, 2013, 1:43 pm
Rudedog, you said it right here, that you opposed same *** marriage. comment 50918
Renza - March 31, 2013, 9:24 am
I think only religious fundies oppose same *** marriage, well, them and people paid to oppose it.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 7:38 pm
That is funny and also why oppose same *** marriage.
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 1:27 pm
:-D


OBAMA SAYS DON'T TRUST FACTS OR FIGURES - Spoken like a true Democrat! (just like the fake numbers they release and then readjust silently after the headlines are made)




What a difference... -




"What difference does it make?" -




WHAT OBAMA SAID YESTERDAY AND WHAT HE IS SAYING TODAY 4 -




DEMOCRATS RENAME AMERICA "WEST GREECE" -




Ready For Hillary 2016 -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 killary klinton hildebeast benghazi libya filegate chinagate servergate whitewater vince foster what difference does it make
Rating: 4.6/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:51 pm
f'sho :)
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:46 pm
But they make for the best toys, so they earn their keep. My personal online giga pet - monkey edition. http://i.imgur.com/A52hgLi.jpg Instant fun, with one push of a b.utton.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:29 pm
I know, right? ^.^
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm
I saw that, Guest818 :) You ARE good - yes, you have him very well trained; you make it look soooo freasy. Must be "embaressing" to be a "Republian" troll with a borderline personality.They're just all bu'ttons,no self-control.And they work for peanuts :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 6:56 pm
See, Rebecca? Like I told you, just give him some time.....Atta boy, Bubbles. Here's another peanut.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:28 pm
Then again, you try to mask your typos (or lack of english skills) by claiming it's slang when the reality is that you just don't know any better and even call out others (like freasy) for bad spelling. you really are a hoot.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:26 pm
I take it you don't understand hypotheticals. When a statement begins with IF, it's hypothetical. Try using an online dictionary before you comment, you might save yourself some embarrassment.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 12:00 pm
What's the matter, BeeEss? Tucked monkey tail got your tongue? :) Never disappoint your owner (all the more ironic considering you've just BEEN "owned" in another one of your "debates"....again.) lololololol
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:42 am
LOL Of course, R.Olsen. Just give it some time.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:40 am
OMG. You were right. SO CUTE! :D Great trick. Make him do it again! please, please? :) make him say, "donkeyboy" again! He must really idolize you, it's cute when he mimics you. Make him do it again! please, please, please :D :D :D :D :D :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:37 am
You are already calling it? How about we wait and see who is right. ^.^ I now have two of your predictions I plan to tease you about if you are wrong....In the meanwhile, another peanut, Bubbles. That's a good little mimicker.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 11:32 am
If Bernie Sanders manages to knock Hillary down, you will look really stupid (not that you need any help in that department) for being wrong again. You won't be able to walk back your hillary love. Eat some more hay, donkeyboy
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:23 am
But I digress. That's a good monkey ^.^ I push your b.utton, you react. Here's a peanut.
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:19 am
if she wins, then you 'now' look REAL stupid (not that you need help in that department) for being wrong about Hillary's chances - laughing maniacally and mockingly over it, as if you are so sure. i.e. You can't take it back now if you were wrong.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:29 am
any reason why she should be elected or how she has the ability to run this country unless it's into the ground the rest of the way.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:27 am
How does any of that bite me in the @$$? How could Hillary kick my @$$? None of this Hillary crap means anything anyways. She's about as corrupt as you can get and stays out of jail only because of the lib media and obama owned DOJ. I can't think of
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:28 pm
poorly played, for so many reasons. you are begging for this to bite you in the @$$. will remember this one come 2016 if she wins. ^_^ when i say, the day after the election,"Hillary kicked your @$$", be sure to repeat that too, like a good monkey
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 9:02 pm
Still think that? Her favorability rating is going down the toilet. And that includes liberals! bwahahaha
guest818 - May 26, 2015, 10:52 am
hillary has a lock on the nom.the email scandal is a dud. if the clintons proclivity for corruption was truly a problem, they wouldn't have had bill lewinsky speak at the last convention. The fantasy world you live in is also a shameful one, EMMa. Fitting
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:31 am
/sarc
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:26 am
It seems that hillary can't survive more scandals. Even donkey lovers (at least the smart ones) are having a hard time trying to justify voting for her anymore.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:23 am
That's a bit of stretch. If you don't like donkeys, you must like elephants because we all know there are only 2 options - republican or democrat - there is no such thing as an independent.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 8:48 pm
That's what you call a "sham democracy."
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:40 pm
99% of the people who end up voting for hillary, will be doing it soely because she's the only offered alternative to the republican candidate.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:28 pm
or do you honestly go to the polls thinking "man, i really wanna be screwed over by that liar with the elephant badge... our future depends on the elephant badge guy beating the donkey badge guy, that donkey badge guy is a liar who will screw us over!"
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:25 pm
how do you reconcile this implication with the fact that both parties are funded by the same people and companies, and both parties are filled with self-serving powerhungry liars who only care about their own wealth and power?
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:13 pm
the way you said that makes it seem like you're implying that the republican party and its candidates are somehow better.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 12:26 am
Yeah, "morals" is sure my stipulation for the presidency.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 24, 2015, 8:39 am
Yeah, let's see someone who has any morals at all get the democrat nod. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 8:40 pm
Yeah, let's see a woman get the Republican nomination. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2015, 12:56 pm
I'm not entirely sure about that...


THE LEGACY - Mount Debtmore




OBAMA'S KENYAN AUNT - Living here illegally, collecting disability, waived for deportation, feels that the U.S. is taking advantage of her, and deserves amnesty. WTF???




DUMB & DUMBER - Unfortunately, this isn't a movie.


TAGS: no clue on what to do
Rating: 4.17/5

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IN THE END - XENOPHOBIA.....QUIETLY DIED!


TAGS: what
Rating: 3.67/5

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Curlyrocks - September 5, 2013, 5:13 pm
People who gloat about wining when the guy who they helped win is pathetic are what's tearing the country apart. Tell me what Obama has done that has you so happy for him, or does your bon** just come from wining at which point leave politics watch sports
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
BTW... arnnatz... love your avatar. I'm willing to bet it's not the liberals (nor Obama) who is crying right now.... maybe tears of joy. hahahahaha
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:39 pm
How do your words change that Romney lost, loser?
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:39 pm
TRANSLATION(arnnatz): I'm a sore loser.
arnnatz - November 7, 2012, 7:34 pm
Obama fractured the country. It's more divided now than it was 4 years ago. He won, but the country won't heal til he's gone along with nasty nancy and mormon reid


OBAMACARE: NULL AND VOID - Judges are now agreeing with what we already knew- Obamacare was a pot full of shit that stunk to high heaven. Lets see if the Admin follows the court- stay tuned




REPUBLICANS - THIS IS WHAT AMERICA LOOKS LIKE


TAGS: what
Rating: 2.82/5

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bgdog - November 8, 2012, 9:44 pm
Although I'm not a Republican, I didn't vote for Obama. That said, I don't really care what you look like, your race or your ***, but it does bother me about how Stupid most of you are.
PapaFox - November 8, 2012, 3:12 pm
So true. Too bad the trailer park crowd doesn't understand it.


OLIGARCHY -




CORPORATE OVERLORDS - EXCELLENT....DANCE PUPPETS ...DANCE! THE GOP A SUBSIDY OF MONTEGOMERY BURNS LLC




Billionaire Russian Mobster to Hold Fundraiser for Hillary -




" I WILL SMILE WITH MY MUSLIM BROTHERS? " - Why Obama Is Losing the Jewish Vote, not a single pic showed him today smiling with the Jewish PM.




WORLD PEACE AT ALL COSTS -




FREUDIAN SLIP -




BANKERS ARE EVIL - unless of course, you happen to know these partners in crime and then its no big deal, no conflict of interest, no criminal intent, etc. etc. etc.




IF THE LEFT WING HAS THEIR WAY -




43RD PRESIDENT - What a coincidence...43 is also his IQ.




WHAT OBAMA SAIS YESTERDAY AND WHAT HE SAYS TODAY 2 -




POLITICS - Yup, liberals are just like that. Especially when obama gets his butt handed to him




COMING UP MILHOUSE -




WHAT IF THE DEMOCRATS WROTE THE STAR WARS SCRIPT? -




MEH... WHATEVER -




Liberal success -




what-if -




WHAT OBAMA DID NOT TELL YOU -




what if -




Rwanda -




NO WORRIES - The government is suppose to serve the populous .


TAGS: what went wrong
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:26 am
Preach on
Cannabal - March 20, 2013, 8:55 am
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union...promote the general Welfare..." Holy ****, you're right!


RESPONSIBILITY - starts with conception!




carbon taxes may have unintended side effects. -




BUT DOESN'T BURNING WOOD - cause global warming? Liberalism, the cancer that evenutally kills itself.




"...on the issue of the Trayvon Martin ruling..." -




UNEMPLOYMENT RATE FALLS TO 7.8% IN SEPTEMBER - WOULD OBAMA COOK THE BOOKS TO GET RE-ELECTED? (THE CHICAGO WAY)




Liberal thinking -




Obamacare covers birth control? -




DEATH PANELS? WHAT DEATH PANELS? -




MISS ME YET? - Sorry, No. (What was your name again?)




" ONLY OBAMA WOULD TOAST AN IRISH PM WITH A GLASS OF WATER " - IRISH HERITAGE INDEED !




FORGET WHAT OBAMA SAYS. WATCH WHAT HE DOES... WATCH AND LEARN, AMERICA -




FORGET WHAT OBAMA SAYS. WATCH WHAT HE DOES... WATCH AND LEARN, AMERICA -




PELOSI CALLS FOR WEINER - To resign.... About Time. Let the swamp draining begin... Now all we gotta do is go after Maxine, Charlie, Chucky, et al




THE INTERVIEW - "Do you have any experience?" "Are you kidding?"




if you like.... -


TAGS: what s next
Rating: 4.33/5

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You say Ebola -




Your government -




DEMOCRAT SOUND BYTES - Some of us wear the glasses and see what's really going on when Democrats talk to the public.




CLUELESS - PROTESTS CPAC. WHAT'S A C-PAC? CAN I HAVE MY 60$ NOW?




CRUEL AND UNUSUAL - Expecting The Children Of Liberals To Actually Become Productive Members Of Society




Idiocy -




WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES -




RANDOM THOUGHTS - by conservatives...




LIBERAL LIBRARIES - It's True, They Do Read Books Go Figure?


TAGS: liberal education ain t what its cracked up to be
Rating: 4/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 11:28 pm
I don't believe it


Crazy conspiracy guy -


TAGS: labeling is what they do
Rating: 4/5

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Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 11:53 pm
Welcome to Politifake, Zeitguy. Please be prepared for an endless avalanche of biased, superpartisan, archideological bullsh'it from all parties involved. Whatever nuance you do have to offer is very much appreciated.
Zeitguy - June 10, 2014, 3:19 am
Facts without spin? Can it be done? At this forum I believe it can be. Let's make it happen.
Zeitguy - June 10, 2014, 2:00 am
But we have to ask our selves what specifically are we talking about?
Zeitguy - June 10, 2014, 1:56 am
And fortuitously correct
Zeitguy - June 10, 2014, 1:52 am
That's funny and stupid. .
steve1961 - June 10, 2014, 1:08 am
So they altered their views to an Anti-Israel stance but kept the base premises intact. Only altering the language itself.
steve1961 - June 10, 2014, 1:07 am
You want a conspiracy? How about the fact that the conspiracy movement got started by a anti-semitic group who were finding that people were dismissing their views because people were becoming more racially and religiously tolerant.


" CHANGE " - The amount of "excess reserves" parked at the Fed has gone from nearly nothing to about 1.5 trillion dollars since 2008....




WHAT HAPPENED TO U.S.? -




ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY -




JUAN WILLIAMS - Terminated by NPR for being on Fox and for being "candid". Nothing says "politically correct" like applying a double standard to Fox News correspondents.




"TOUGH ON CRIME" - Two Words: Rose Bird Bwaaahaaaahaaa. Rose Bird overturned 64 death sentences and struck down "Use a gun in a crime, go to jail" in CA before CA voters threw her out..) Nice Justice pick, Jerry!




THE END OF AN ERROR - This week when Boehner takes over, he plans on having the Constitution read during session in Congress, so the liberals, in Nancy's words, "Can find out what's in it."




MILITANT RIGHT-WING INTERNET TROLLS HAVE A BIT OF A CREDIBILITY GAP -




TO DO LIST - 1. Tell Bristol abstinance is the only acceptable form of birth control.... DAMN! I knew I forgot something.




FAILS POWELL DOCTRINE - How US military power should be used: 1: avoid mission creep, 2: clearly define goals, 3: define exit strategy. Team Obama fails with Libya on all 3 counts




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - What where they thinking




SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY - Was this move supposed to make us believe that MSNBC runs an impartial, and unbiased network? BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH




WANTED - for causing the financial collapse of America


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Rating: 3.67/5

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RONHUSTLEMAN - December 31, 2012, 9:56 am
Yeah, cause Education is partisan against Faux News sheep....who want their Country back!lol
RONHUSTLEMAN - December 31, 2012, 9:55 am
Yeah,Righty boy....education IS against Faux News sheep....who want their Country back!lol
arnnatz - October 5, 2012, 9:15 am
why should tax payers subsidize an admitted partisan tv station?


WWYD - find a way to make a buck off of being politically correct




KEITH OLBERMANN - I knew I had seen him somewhere before!




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